CTU detective Tony Almeida was watching Lakers vs Grizzlies match in staples center, then he got a call from Jack.
Tony: hi,Jack? what’s going on?
Jack: Tony, are you in the STAPLES Center?
Tony: yup…how did you know that?
Jack: I saw you on the Fox TV…just listen to me…
Tony: wow~~~that’s cool! I’m celebrity now!
jack: listen up, Tony! it’s urgent!
Tony: what happened,jack?
Jack: my source told me there is an professional assassin in that Center, and CTU needs you to take him down!
Tony: could you give me any detail about this guy?
Jack: he’s black, height as 6’8″,named Kobe Bryant…
Tony: oh crap! he’s definitely an assassin!!!
Jack: what r u talking about?do you know him?
Tony: he just scored 81 in 1 game 2 weeks ago, how can’t I…
Jack: what? he killed 81 people just for a game?!?!??!!
Tony: wait, wait, Jack, who’s your source?
Jack: you r not supposed to know that, just beli…
Tony: come on Jack, there must be sth going wrong!!!tell me!!!
Jack: an undercover working for the L.A.P.D., named Shark O’Neal.
Tony: You said Shaquille O’Neal ?Jesus…
Jack: OMG,you know him too?
Tony: tell me Jack, have you ever watched one NBA game?
Jack: no, never, I Hate This Game!
Tony: so that’s why you’re such a BIG fool…
